Tee Time

Now that its getting somewhat hotter everyday, its time to chill out and relax!

T-Shirts are the best way to stay cool and be comfortable enought to enjoy all the marvelous

weather that we get. Here are a bunch of shirts although most of the ones i buy

are they 5 dollar shirts from forever 21 :) just because i ruin them pretty fast

Along with your shirt you could look just as trendy with

a big bangle set! Dont forget your comfy sandals too!!!

1. Topshop- $26 Watermelon Shoes

2. Wildfox- $69 Let Them Eat Cake

3. Forever 21- $5.80 Sunglasses

4. Cara- $31 7 Bangle Set

5. Topshop- $36 Bicycle Tee

6. Warehouse- $23 Bangle Set

7. Asos- $22 Wooden Bangles

8. Diesel- $39 Lip Tank

9. Wrkshp- $55 Desert Valley Tee

10. Asos- $46  Mexican Sandals

11. Delia*s- $20 Queen of Hearts Tee

12. Forever 21- $3.80 Etched Leaf Ring

13. Wildfox- $64 I Love Kittens Tee

14. Forever 21- $5.80 Minimal Ring

15. Bodkin- $250 Tulip Top

16. Shakuhachi- $50 Holy Tee

17. Topshop- $70 Fringe Bag

Photoshop by Matthew Shriver

(in parentheses) P32

1. If you end up biting your lip and drawing blood, Its a really bad idea to eat salty foods.... or hot cheetos :(

2. You know that your friend wasn't really your friend when it comes to them saving their skivives and throwing you underneath a public transportation bus! (not literally)

3. Always carry emergency snack food!!! You don't want to be in an awkwardly silent room and then all of the sudden your stomache starts crying for food like a newborn baby bird! EMBARRASSING!

4. Realizing what/who you're meant to be is a weight lifted off your shoulders. Sometimes it takes a long time to figure it all out though but don't worry... you'll get there.

5. If you're going to wear prominent lipstick make sure its on your LIPS and not in your MOUTH.

6. Don't stand kneeling right in front of the doorknob because you might get hit in the eye!

7. If you're going to lie... and you get caught... then you should have a foolproof story behind whatever you're saying...or else you're going to look like a dumb lying cheesehead.

8. Don't ever use the word LINGO....                no.

9. Drunk people make interesting entertainment. Unless they're mean drunks...

10. If a dog is running towards you and you're deathly afraid of it... then may baby jesus help you... because I have no advice for that kind of situation. Except for if you're with someone, then use them as a human shield.

Print It Out

Im not a HUGE fan of prints, but im actually starting to warm up to
them as the weather warms up as well.

I love how you can be bold with prints without looking like you're wearing a bunch

of pieces at one time. Plus they are very visually stimulating... enticing... :)

I think now that summer is coming around prints are going to play a big

part on my wardrobe. ♥

1. Forever 21- $5.80 Floral Sunglasses

2. Delia's- $36 Abstract Print Strapless Dress

3. Promise Shoes- $50 Yellow Wedge

4. Miss Selfridge- $36 One Shoulder Print Dress

5. Kate Spade- $78 Make Wave Bangle Set

6. Topshop- $76 Black Floral Print Tapered Trouser

7. ASOS- $46 Livvy Shoe

8. Dorothy Perkins- $49 Coral Striped Skirt

9. Topshop- $76 Ivory Elephant Tapered Trouser

10. Vans- $15 Lynx Glasses

11. Topshop- $66 Floral Crossbody Bag

12. Dorothy Perkins- $65 Shadow Butterfly Shadow Dress

13. Stephan & Co- $12 Braided Chain Bracelet

Photoshop by Matthew Shriver

Are You Listening? p18

1. Machine - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

2. Past In Present - Feist

3 My Favourite Game - The Cardigans

4. Satellite Heart - Anya Marina

5. Hang Me Up To Dry - Cold War Kids

6. Ready For The Ground - Lissy Trullie

7. At War With The Sun - The Big Pink

 

UPDATE::: Apparently my Mediafire site had decided to take down this playlist.
I have no clue as to why... but i'll attempt to re link this
or seperately link the songs...

Ok try downloading HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

(in parentheses) P31

1. NE-VEEEEER go out with someone that has a gangsta tattoo on their HEAD. NO! You deserve better than that!

2. Not eating delicious food really sucks.... and it could possibly turn you into a bitch.

3. If you can do it.... Then do it!

4. Sometimes i feel sadness inside when you know a really good person who was basically normal and all of the sudden they become crazy and go wild ... and you just sit there and wonder... what the hell happened???

5. When all else fails.... Have some ice cream and reflect and hopefully the answer will come to you. Harness that Chi.

6. When you feel your stomache turn to acid and it hurts really bad, you know its time to eat some food!

7. When someone asks you "hey, whats your favorite animal?" DO NOT say butterflies. Because you'll look really lame and they wont want to be your friend anymore!

8. I know you secretely want to go on crack... but dont do it! Your face will end up looking 10x worse than what it looks like now! NO NO NO!

 9. ALWAYS cut and separate your lettuce leaves before you wash them!!!! I CANNOT stress how important this is... i was washed my lettuce but i found a freaking bug with its head chopped off in my salad by the time i was almost done eating it!!!! :((((((( SO GROSS!!! So let my lesson be your guide!

10. I think its interesting how you can see a small child and wonder what/who they're going to be when they're older... but you never want them to be a drug addict... because when you imagine that future its just depressing.

Song of the Day::: Foundations - Kate Nash

Im in the process of cleaning out my ipod. So when i heard this song it brought back all the memories of me and my ex best friend (before she went psycho) hanging out at the park and drinking cold teas.... awwww

The Master Cleanse

I have come across this MASTER CLEANSE! man... if i decide to do this may God, Lindsay Lohan, and ALL the delicious bag of flamin hot cheetos help me.

I think that this proooobably NOT healthy. So i really do NOT advise this to anyone. Especially if you're not in good mental/physical shape. I dont want you to not be healthy enough and end up passing out somewhere in the middle of the mall!!!. how embarrassing! I do not want that for you! So please if you are too young and think that you cant take it ... then dont.

If i do choose to take this cleanse thing this is the crap that i'll be drinking for 10- 14 days... .DAYS ::::

                        2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
                        2 tablespoons rich maple syrup
                        1/10 (or to taste) teaspoon cayenne pepper powder
                        8 oz pure water.


                 and if i get hungy.... more water!
                 yay.

Now, its important that you know all the facts. Whether it be positive or negative keep yourself informed!
Dont be a crackhead and do this without doing your research. You can read more about it HERE!

If I do go on with this. I can only imagine myself like this by the end of the week :::

But i'll let you know what i end up deciding on.

Bless your heart Kelly Kapoor ♥

(in parentheses) P30

1. Desperate times DO call for desperate measures.

2. When you go to Starbucks or something like that you should make up a fake name! Yay!

3. Everyone has breakdowns and meltdowns... so dont think that you're going insane.

4. Download my music that i post up! yeah bitches!

5. Be a bomb cook! Then everyone will love you! (no promises though)

6. Please dont be a mirror image of someone or something else. The only person that you should see in the mirror is YOU!

7. I swear on the last day of my job (hopefully soon) I'm going to hide a rotten egg somewhere inside my bosses desk. Take that JERK!!!!! >:)

8. NEVEEEEEEEER get into a car with a person that drives like a maniac. Unless you dont value your life!

9. Dont hunch! You'll regret it when you're 50 years old.... and you're going to say... "wow, i wish i would have listened to that blog girl." Try to have good posture ♥

10. NEVER fart whenever you're eating.... EWWWWWWW

Song of the Day::: I Heard Of A Girl - Miss Li

Song of the Day::: Heads Will Roll - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Its not a new song or anything. BUT it is one of my favorites and it has been stuck in my head all day!

(in parentheses) P29

1. If your job will not give you a raise after selling your soul to them for five years. Get. the. fuck. out! Yeah i might be talking about myself but you know what? it doesnt matter. You know what you're worth and what your work is valued. If whoever you work for cant appreciate you, start looking for other places where you'll be happier and more appreciated.

2. Always check your food before you eat it! trust me, you dont want to find out you're ingesting some nasty moldy food. AND check for expiration dates as well... Unless.... you want to have food poisoning and be heaving for a whole day.

3. If someone closes a door or a window... its probably because they're cold. So dont be a douchebag and open it again... and then leave.

4. Lets face it. we ALL need a manicure! :)

5. Maybe its true what they say... When you hit the bottom, you can only go up from there.... or maybe you just keep sinking and sinking and sinking until you die. who knows? BUT lets hope NOT!

6. It totally sucks to pay over $90 a year for an eye exam. Especially when your vision isnt even getting worse.

7. Dont be a freakin cheater on words with friends! Who cheats anyways? is your vocabulary that limited that you have to start cheating?!?!?!?!?

8. Appreciate all the good days that you have ♥ After having crappy days those are the ones that will help you survive.

9. I cant think.

10.  I am so sorry... If some of you got the vibe that i might be just a little bit mad.... i am. When you work in an enviroment that you hate, with people that you hate because they've wronged you by wanting to get rid of you AND THEN you have to work with them knowing that they wanted you out of the department you're working in EVERY SINGLE DAY.... for FIVE YEARS without having ANY raise. AND expect you to do ALL the work. Even when you're away for two weeks or more because they're too goddamn lazy to do anything. Then im alot angry. Im sorry but i cant take it much longer. I am completely miserable right now. Miserable. :(

Tie Me Up

For some reason i really wanted to do tie dye! I had been searching for things to put

and all that i could see was tie dye!!!! This would be a great look

for summer. Its so colorful and bright and i love how this reminds me of

elementary school and hippies :) I'm going to try to find something

because now i must own one of these pieces!

1. Modcloth- $47 Swatch Clock

2. Wrkshp- $50 Traingle Tee

3. Forever 21- $5.80 Threaded Bracelets

4. Delia's- $45 Maxi Skirt

5. Alloy- $23 Birds On A Tee

6. Topshop- $44 Tie Dye Fringe Leggings

7. Rebel Yell- $69 Tie Dye Heart Tank

8. Cara Accessories-$29 Tye Dye Turban

9 Delia's- $25 Tie Dye Tank (assorted colors)

10. Topshop- $45 Denim Tie Dye Bralet

11. Toms- $54 Tie Dye Shoes (assorted colors)

12. Luisa Viaroma- $197 Tye Dye Sunglasses

13. Forever 21- $2.80 Bobby Pins

14. Rumba Time- $14 Tie Dye Watch

Photoshop by Matthew Shriver

(in parentheses) P28

1. Drink LOTS of water! I don't need you people dehydrating and passing out in front of me... because i don't know how to deal with those types of situations!

2. I am SERIOUSLY going to key the car that keeps on almost running me over at the train station just because he can't f'in wait two seconds for me to get in the car!

3. Mothers day is coming! So have that lovely gift ready and don't be a crappy daughter that day... EVEN if your mother is being a crappy mother....

4. If you live with someone.... Don't steal their shit.... PERIOD!

5. LETS BE FRUGAL!!!!!!                   (lets at least try ... lol... )

6. Wishing isn't going to do anything.... Doing will do everything something ..

7. When you drop someones guitar you're in soooo much trouble... BUT it all depends on how much they love you... The more they love you, the less that they're mad :)

8. People NEED to start paying attention their driving... DON'T BE MORONS!

9. Matthew says ::: Always let the water run before you wash your hands, because it might be scorching hott!!!!

10. Clean out all that hair from your brush! Don't be nasty!!!! You nasty!!!